New Technology Aimed at Stopping Movie Piracy

Dear bootleg DVD lady,

Your solicitation of unlawfulness material is not welcomed. We don't want you around! You may look like a nice old lady on the outside but I can see through that devilish smile. You're a criminal! A low life criminal.

Maybe this little bit of Japanese news will have you thinking twice about the next movie you decide to rip off into your digital camera. A new technology has been introduced where pulses of infrared light gets emitted through the little wholes on the movie screen, which will turn your crooked video recording into a mesh of blurry imagery that will form the face of Sloth laughing at you saying "HAHAHA! You can't see me!"

Don't believe me? Read it all yourself by copy and pasting the link below to your web browser. It's all there:

http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2009/9/22/new-technology-aimed-at-stopping-movie-piracy.html

Sincerely,

The Unemployed Robot